in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
My dick has a subreddit
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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