All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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