Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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