I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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