So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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