so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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