Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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