so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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