She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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