found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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