I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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