I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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