Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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