nut hugger
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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