Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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