Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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