every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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