why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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