I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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