Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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