Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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