I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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