I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
