love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
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