also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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