dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
where does the pee come out of this thing
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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