thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i came on her dog
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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