Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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