Porn is love you can see.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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