So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I want to be your penis for a week.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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