Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
We had sex on a dog bed..
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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