We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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