: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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