Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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