dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
my vag is so smooth its legendary
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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