Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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