Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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