he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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