haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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