problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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