dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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