I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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