I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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