i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
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