So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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