this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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