But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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