I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Randomize
