I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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