I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
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