1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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